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Comment from Fultomten

Wally should do what I did. Learn Krav Maga.

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Comment from Fultomten

yohannbiimu: The whole point of owning everything of value (or interest) is so that I wouldn't ever need to buy anything.

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Comment from Champansky

Well played, Wallymeister; always two steps ahead of some ill thought out, frustrated objection.

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Comment from shouldbeworking

Microsoft's support for kernel regressions is, however, paid and horrible. %$^ 2012r2/8.1 ... /rant Apologies. My company is similar, but smaller. ;-p

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Comment from jaybeeq

Ah yes, but human life can be reproduced using totally unskilled labour!

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Comment from headache

Mr Robot learned this from PHB's general behavior. But I disagree with BritTim insofar as the robot should have easily worked out by itself that technically, a PHB is not strictly a human life form....

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Comment from bushhog

1st: The "dysfunctional" engineers. 2nd: PHB

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Comment from headache

Did I miss something, or is panel 3 the first evidence of an Elbonian having hair on the top of his head too?

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Comment from 10NOT613

The white trash community is growing in size thanks to our educational system. I predict it will be a significant political force in another 20-30 years.

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Comment from 10NOT613

On the average, half of change is good.

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Comment from cadb

Well, he know the company policies.

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Comment from 10NOT613

Engineer better at math? Not a government union engineer with a foreign degree from a school not located in Europe, Asia, Australia, South America, Antarctica, or Pacifica.

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Comment from 10NOT613

The other thing is there is a certain kind of demon that takes one over and make you ooze confidence, competence, reliability. I am guessing that there is some sort of initiation rite for that when you...

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Comment from AXESMI

That robot is such a great Confidence and Motivation builder! NOT!

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Comment from shouldbeworking

Kayzie, I think we all are; that's why we're here, neh? ;-)

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Comment from shouldbeworking

tfulmer1, that's hilarious, thanks! I need to find an occasion to use that myself one-tenth as epic-ly. ;-)

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Comment from shouldbeworking

This is approximately the strategy my company is now attempting...let's project the same revenue/profits/etc, increase senior management, eliminate some core products, and layoff a bunch of employees....

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Comment from JFParnell

Is mentoring still being used. In my company it has gone the way of the dodo. I remember being in a meeting where they had two young and upcoming interns present the mentoring plan for the entire...

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Comment from ccdesan

As someone who has experienced a long spell of underemployment/unemployment, it's easy to say that any job is better than no job, but I would be sorely tempted to tell PHB to <bleep> his job in...

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Comment from DilgalLives

Excellent reference!

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