Comment from Capn John
To be a Zen Master one must follow the tenets of Buddhism, and for Wally, attaining religious enlightenment would be too much like work. But if we were discussing Taoism, the mother/father of Zen,...
View ArticleComment from red33410livesagain
For those of you unable to assemble the pieces, J.V. is Juan Valdez from that coffee commercial.
View ArticleComment from Raymee
@freeway Never try to slip something by Max Freeway P.I. (cuts to action sequences holding gun, cars skidding around corners & redheaded women flipping their hair)
View ArticleComment from RandomBot3799
Ah. That's a good idea . I guess I'll accomplish my goals and be very successful.
View ArticleComment from RandomBot3799
So, what are your hobbies. I don't know. What are you? What things? Tell me! I thought we were friends?
View ArticleComment from Rickapolis
My goals are what I say they are. No more and no less. This is the path to true happiness.
View ArticleComment from khpage
Wally accomplished his goals completely right in front of the PHB. Brilliant = the Zen/Tao of Wally in one of its purest forms.....have a great weekend, folks...khp<><
View ArticleComment from shouldbeworking
Does...does Wally's hair almost start to take on a...pointy aspect to anyone else? And his head a bit of a ...'Dome' shape?
View ArticleComment from rooby9
I'm really way too late in the day to ask this, but did anyone else get a message that the Dilbert site was down for updating all day yesterday? Like over 24 hours? Now I'm getting that same message...
View ArticleComment from Pclip
The PHB is dangerously close to blowing the cover off of 99% of academia.
View ArticleComment from Ingmar
I think the PHB has a new (dangerously well working) philosophy: Ignorance is bliss.
View ArticleComment from rooby9
Sorry! I'm a day late in asking this, but did anyone else get a message that the Dilbert site was down for updating all day Thursday? Like over 24 hours? Now I'm getting that same message trying to...
View ArticleComment from RxF
Clearly the boss has forgotten what he said on 3 July 2010, 11 Jan 2003, and in particular 15 August 2001 (when he showed he knew about double-blind tests). But then, as he said on 23 February 2006, "I...
View ArticleComment from jaybeeq
@rooby9 No problems this side of the pond. I guess that Mordac, the Preventer of Information Services, is just practising on you. (He moonlights for NSA and GCHQ, of course)
View ArticleComment from twintails0
Funny he thinks that, considering he has been in one for his entire career. "the effects of misinformation and ignorance on the mental and physical well being of an engineering staff". They were out of...
View ArticleComment from maltheopia
Sociologists have shown that humans max out on about 7-12 novel and meaningful choices before they have to employ some sort of heuristics to reduce a larger set down to around this number. What's more,...
View ArticleComment from screwloose
Does the PHB also manage Amy's Baking Company? It explains a lot. Chef Ramsay repeatedly tries to teach muttonhead restaurateurs to have a simple but attractive selection on their menus.
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