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Comment from petershap

Not that Dilbert's business travel costs all that much, going to Elbonia. But they'll cut 30 of those to help cover the PHB's "management retreats" to exotic resorts.

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Comment from Coogles

The worst advice ever given to the PHB obviously came from his hair stylist.

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Comment from DilgalLives

For our international mashers, a California kid just stowed away in a plane wheel well and safely arrived in Hawaii, although he was unconscious for almost the entire flight.

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Comment from khpage

Money?? What's that??

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Comment from 1taz

That apostrophe "s" seems unnecessary, or maybe it's just me.

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Comment from mjncad

Amazing, the PHB actually had a lucid question in panel 3.

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Comment from edmundos

@ 1taz It is just you, you idiot. The apostrophe there denotes ownership, as in the technical problem belongs to the customer. Ever thought of remaining silent and only being thought stupid...?

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Comment from tonygarner

Why are some many contributions made by blithering idiots? One would expect Dilbert readers to be non-morons. Pity we don't always get what we expect!

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Comment from Raymee

You mean it isn't all about pleasing center-of-the-universe accounting?

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Comment from tonygarner

More blithering idiots! Where do you find them?

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Comment from rxantos

On today's connected world. What exactly would require the engineer to go to the customer? (Unless Dilbert was downgraded to Technician); But lets say that is a really big problem that cannot be done...

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Comment from vaidyar

Umm...wait.. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2000-04-09/

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Comment from geppie

? Spend less to meet income targets? PHB-economics.....

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Comment from jaybeeq

@ 1taz Yup, you're right - it IS just you. One customer - his problem; so "customer's problem"

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Comment from Whiffmeister

@ rxsantos Let me guess, you're a manager.. right?

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Comment from 1taz

@jaybeeq Except, they don't have any important customers, and technical problems never get fixed. Therefore, no need for the possessive. It is an important problem; nothing more.

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Comment from Morduin00

@mjncad Maybe the PHB's descent into holacracy hell did a small bit of residual good.

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Comment from SmilingTom

@ 1taz and @ jaybeeq [I apologize in advance for the grammar lesson, but this needs to be addressed] customer's: means one "customer" has a problem. customers': means many "customers" have a problem....

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Comment from itissteveinmn

@GovBert, this behavior is by no means limited to government. I saw it in large companies all the time -- including an airline, which you'd think would cover a good chunk of traveling costs. But, yeah,...

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Comment from DilgalLives

Nice rhyme!

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