Comment from vladlife
Ok.....so let me first admit that I haven't seen a Dilbert strip on paper in forever and I haven't read it online from a mobile in approx 4 years, 5 phone upgrades, and about 12 Android versions. So I...
View ArticleComment from sanddemon
In what world would the CEO be present during a scheduled power outage?
View ArticleComment from ClarkKent46
If you own the building rent a diesel generator set to power it. If you're the sole tenant you'll have to work with the landlord. Or the electric company will provide a genset to power your offices...
View ArticleComment from AXESMI
Will there be flashlights provided? How can the CEO see them if the lights are off due to the power outage? If they have door security that uses badges, how will they get it?
View ArticleComment from jrmcferren
Where I work we have a datacenter in the same building. When the power goes out (scheduled or not), we just switch over to generator power and keep working.
View ArticleComment from nelkins
There will be a planned outrage. Come to think of it, there often is.
View ArticleComment from shamino
This made a lot more sense 20 years ago. Today, when there's a planned outage, we are all required to take our laptops home and telecommute the next day. Same goes for "snow days" and other things that...
View ArticleComment from Mr_Chillyhead
A planned IQ outage too, whether in office or out, either way grounds enough to sack them...
View ArticleComment from BoredToDeath
Actually they are better off just sitting at their desks. PHB might have booked a "friendship and collaboration" workshop with the HR department. There is nothing quite like making drawings and...
View ArticleComment from electropath
Wow! I've been checking these archived strips since the first one. Lately my phone forced me to jump to present day and work backwards from there. Am l surprised to still see Stormthehouse making...
View ArticleComment from Rickapolis
I remember being called back into work (by my psycho boss) in early evening because a batch job I was responsible for abended (abnormal end). Only when I got there it hadn't. The job was one I was...
View ArticleComment from electropath
Stormthehose, that is a skill essential to his job and online 'life', "haha". I bet Dilbert is a whiz at the keyboard.
View ArticleComment from khpage
Better yet, lock the CEO in the building, and then have a nice catered lunch in the parking garage before waving to him and leaving early....
View ArticleComment from rxantos
This is an emergency. The coffee maker will not work without electricity. What incentive does Wally have to show up? PHB will need to activate the WDNW plan and bring back free beer friday.
View ArticleComment from rxantos
Is that all? Don't worry boss I will forward it to Wally asap. We will be on time, as soon as finish our time machine. Are you sure you don't want it yesterday? BTW: Isn't that the job of the corporate...
View ArticleComment from BritTim
Technically, there are seven amendments. However, the last has not yet been implemented as the review process is ongoing, and 16 of the 17 managers who are required to sign off on it have yet to do so.
View ArticleComment from Pclip
Rewrite an amendment to give yourself controlling interest in the company, but write it in the form of a mathematical proof so nobody else understands it. Then if things go south, just start firing...
View ArticleComment from TechnoMage
@princeofE Except that even Google lies once in a while...which can be a plus or minus...
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