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Comment from electropath

Jpinnock, you are an oPINionated PINhead l would never work for. You can PIN that on your forehead.

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Comment from electropath

Jpinnock, do you have any employees left? I think you are more interested in having subordinates than you are in having productive workers. GTH.

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Comment from cloa513

Wallys- totally adapted to their environment. Looking at my little Wally, he's perfectly evolved for a dysfunctional company- there are so many of those companies out there.

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Comment from dorkbert

@cloa513 - would you happen to be working for Veridian Dynamics?

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Comment from Ingmar

Walking glue, not contained - everywhere on the workplace. Nice.

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Comment from lostitall

The job of a middle manager is to pass good news upwards.

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Comment from Stoney79

And bad news downwards.

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Comment from lostitall

Maybe, but what matters most to PHB is the guy he sucks up to. That's where his promotion and bonuses come from. Passing up bad news is not good for your career as most bosses will shoot the messenger....

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Comment from jaxid

Good morning to all; Could it be that the word "glue" is really a clever disguise for that brown, stinky stuff which also sticks to everything ? If so, it is a perfect fit for PHB. A grand day to all....

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Comment from BoredToDeath

@Raymee I just meant- make sure you are not blindly following the definition of success as set by unqualified people around you. And I am not sure that being good at anything must stem from others....

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Comment from Moorkhjee

@jhankwitz -- "What's wrong with reusing the graphics?" I wonder when Scott would start reusing the scripts, with or without changing the grphics.

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Comment from dsom8

Other than "apathy" and "ignorance" belonging together ("I don't know and I don't care"), I think this would have become a classic statement if Scott had said "the glue that binds the apathy to the...

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Comment from Grumpigeek

@khpage Himalayans drink real coffee. By comparison, the stuff that is served up in Starbucks and most other businesses in the USA is half-treated sewage effluent.

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Comment from antdude

They care not. :P

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Comment from Rickapolis

Middle managers pass the absurd due dates down and the false progress reports up. A liar both ways.

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Comment from AMORULES

who corrects Red's grammer? Rewarder? what kinda crap is that - looks like one of my mashups.... ha

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Comment from DRESDEN

How come we can't mash up today's? Weird.

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Comment from khpage

Apathy bound to vague objectives is needed to maintain the proper level of confusion at a company's lower levels so no one has the faintest idea what is going on at the higher levels. Not that THEY do...

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Comment from raytoonscartoons

An Oval Steamer is this: http://www.cooktrulygreen.com/cookware/product/253/double-oval-roaster

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Comment from Yorkview

Never mind khpage - their days are numbered, I swear.

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