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Comment from shouldbeworking

@TCFan25, yeah, but plenty of those people still worked 'normal jobs' at one point or another to get buy. It's not a horrible idea to give kids some basic knowledge about how to find a job they can...

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Comment from khpage

The PHB should have just let it go with his first sentence and then walked away - dressed in one of those bombproof suits the military uses for defusing IED's....whatever happened to the idea of having...

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Comment from Kwaczala

hey wait why would it the dog wearing a glasses

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Comment from NorthernHick

"...looks as if it had been written by a monkey on crack." Does PHB get a lot of emails from monkeys on crack, I wonder? Do they say something about seeking re-election as mayor of Toronto?

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Comment from R3sistance

Well that's going to be awkward at least until PHB gets rid the new team...

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Comment from mcbure

In our company The Group name was Marketing dpt. :) Whoever was sent there, ended within 2 - 3 months for redundancy... Real marketing was in fact done by Sales dpt.

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Comment from BoredToDeath

Wow, this Ted has more souls than a cat.

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Comment from jaybeeq

Don't worry, Ted, you'll be back soon. Like 'Crewman No 5' in a Star Trek story- you're doomed to die, but you'll be needed again in a few episodes' time

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Comment from garrisonaw

Well, Ted, look at it this way: You could get fired NOW for being one of said "worst employees", or you can get phased out LATER by being part of the eliminated group. At least as a member of the...

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Comment from 10NOT613

Don't get it. If executive management were smart enough to identify bad workers OR courageous enough to try to do something about it, the business would not be so messed. Got to look at the elephant in...

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Comment from Kiddingme

@sanddemon - don't confuse "angrier" with "most dangerous" :)

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Comment from Kiddingme

so does that "past philosophy" make every yesterday suck a little less or a little more?

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Comment from educatedtiger

These days they want 8, and google won't let me use my actually strong password because it doesn't have nubers.

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Comment from educatedtiger

These days they want 8, and google won't let me use my actually strong password because it doesn't have numbers.

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Comment from sweetnsilly

It's not always wise to share one's insights. One who knows too much is typically considered a threat and is best quickly eliminated.

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Comment from R3sistance

Actually I remember hearing that some companies when they want to get rid of people will put them in a room with a computer and basically assign them the task of finding another job... they will even...

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Comment from nebulous

We humans are destroying the planet thanks to our big brains. We obsess about the past, wildly project into the future, and ruin the present. Lobotomy uber alles!

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Comment from nebulous

It's the new squeamish naziism: round 'em up then let 'em wither and die on their own.

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Comment from ccdesan

In Japan, workers are rarely fired. They join the "madogiwazoku," the "window seat clan." They are given an office with a window that looks out on the world, and nothing to do - or menial, boring,...

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Comment from dingku

I've never laughed so hard. Showed it some younger kids and they didn't have a clue. Thanks Scott, so deliciously inane. But who is the more stupid of the two?

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